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The combo MEAN DEAL gets you a 1 oz. beard oil and the matching scent of beard balm, your choice of light or heavy gauge. 

GUNSMOKE is an alluring spicey-sweet scent perfect for evening wear.

Dust off your boots cowboy, it's time to get slick!  Lubricate your beard with the enticing blended scent of Musk, Cedarwood and Vanilla. 

The key to growing and maintaining a vibrant, strong and healthy beard is to moisturize your facial hair and skin with a rich nourishing beard oil.  MEAN BEARD oil is a master blend of nutrient-rich oils that provides exceptional benefits to the health of your facial hair and skin, without leaving behind a greasy feeling.  

MEAN BEARD oil will keep your beard feeling smooth all day.  Gone are the days of itchy skin, unruly dry hair and dandruff/beardruf when you incorporate our beard oil into your daily grooming regime.  Simply apply the desired amount into the palm on your hand, rub your hands together gently, and then distribute the oil throughout your beard from the roots to the tips.  

Keep your beard in top-notch shape with a scrape of beard balm to lay down those fly-aways.  MEAN BEARD balm is a master blend of natural, nutrient-rich butters, oils and beeswax that provides exceptional nourishing benefits to the health of your facial hair and skin, while helping you hold shape to your beard. 

Choose your gauge:

  • Light gauge for a moderate hold
  • Heavy gauge for a stronger hold 

MEAN BEARD balm comes with a MEAN guitar pick.  Use your pick to scrape out the desired amount of beard balm from the canister into the palm of your hand, rub your hands gently together, then apply the balm to your beard from the roots to the tips, moulding your beard into a perfectly formed shape. 

GUNSMOKE is a phthalate-free fragrance blend

We source our beeswax from local beekeepers in the great state of Ohio, USA.

Proudly made in Batavia, Ohio for the MEANest Beardsmen. 


The nutrient-rich butters and carrier oils used in MEAN BEARD Balm and Oil are all naturally derived, and sourced from reputable suppliers, to the best of our knowledge 100% Natural, Certified Vegan, Kosher-Certified, Non-GMO, Peanut-Free, Not Tested on Animals, and are Paraben-Free and Phthalate-Free, as disclosed by our suppliers.

Our master blend of nutrient-rich carrier oils in MEAN BEARD Oil consists of:

Apricot Kernel Oil (aka: Prunus Armeniaca)

Apricot Kernel Oil is great for all skin types, it is a light non-greasy oil that absorbs quickly.  Apricot Kernel Oil contains Vitamin A, C & E which helps maintain the moisture balance of skin, keeps hair soft and has properties to promote hair growth.

Hemp Seed Oil (Unrefined) (aka: Cannabis Sativa)

Hemp Seed Oil moisturizes the skin and hair.  Hemp Seed Oil stimulates hair growth by providing proteins containing Omega 3,6,9 which helps reduce breakage with it’s moisturizing properties.  Being unrefined, Hempseed Oil has been left in its virgin state after pressing, therefore, no filters or chemical processes.

Jojoba Oil (aka: Simmondsia Chinensis)

Jojoba Oil does not block pores, it conditions hair and helps eliminate dandruff.  Jojoba oil closely resembles the sebum of the skin, and is rich in Vitamin E.

Meadowfoam Seed Oil (aka: Limnanthes Alba)

Meadowfoam Seed Oil contains 98% fatty acids long-chain carbon atoms, and is a superb anti-oxidant.  Meadowfoam Seed Oil has skin softening properties, prevents dryness, locks in moisture, hydrates hair and is known to make hair fuller and shinier.  It reduces dryness and dandruff.

Vitamin E (aka: Tocopherol)

Vitamin E helps heal the skin, rejuvenates and protects the skin.  Vitamin E helps prolong the shelf life of the other carrier oils.

MEAN BEARD Oil does not contain Argan Oil, for possible allergenic and unsatisfactory-quality reasons.

MEAN BEARD Oil is bottled in dark amber glass bottles.  Beard oil bottled in dark glass bottles is superior to clear bottles because dark bottles help filter out harmful ultraviolet rays, and so the shelf life of your beard oil is extended and remains a better quality.

Our master blend of nutrient-rich butters, carrier oils and beeswax in MEAN BEARD Balm consists of:

Avocado Butter (aka: Persea Grattissima)

Avocado Butter is soft, rich and creamy, it has excellent penetrating and clarifying properties for hydrating dry, mature skin and hair.  It is preferred by many over the heavier shea butter.  Avocado Butter helps to repair damage caused by harsh environmental conditions and chemicals, it also helps clear debris from the roots of the hair, enabling better growth functions.


Beeswax is the main ingredient in beard balm to help you shape your beard and to maintain hold.  Beeswax also moisturizes and smoothes down hair, it keeps moisture from getting out of the hair.  Beeswax is known to be a natural stimulant for hair growth.  

Coconut Fractionated Oil (aka: Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride)

Coconut Fractionated Oil is excellent on dry, damaged hair.  The capric and caprylic acids work as antioxidants and disinfectants, and the low molecular weight of the oil means it can easily penetrate the hair shaft.

Kokum Butter (aka: angifera Indica)

Kokum Butter offers excellent emollient properties which promotes healthy skin and hair, it absorbs quickly without leaving a greasy feel.  Kokum Butter is an excellent substitute for Cocoa Butter due to its uniform triglyceride composition.

Mango Butter (aka: Mangifera Indica)

Mango Butter moisturizes skin and hair, it is rich in antioxidants and emollients as well as Vitamins A and E.  

Pumpkin Seed Butter (aka: Cucurbita Pepo)

Pumpkin Seed Butter is very high in linoleic acid, Omega 6 fatty acids.  Pumpkin Seed Butter is soft, rich and smooth which is great for conditioning dry skin and hair.

Vitamin E (aka: Tocopherol)

Vitamin E helps heal the skin, rejuvenates and protects the skin.  Vitamin E helps prolong the shelf life of the other carrier oils.


Please come back after receiving your MEAN BEARD products, and leave us your review. We would love to hear from you, learn from you and grow with you. 

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